Need a wife?

[Peanutz]

http://www.filipinawifestore.com/

READ THE LINK CAREFULLY BEFORE MAKING ANY COMMENT.

[pennybarry]

She will cook and clean for you
She will have sex with you any time you want
She will not express her opinion or get mouthy with you
She will take care of your kids from your prior marriage(s)
She requires nothing other than rice and fish to eat
She can be traded in for another within 5 years

I don't cook much because my husband only eats lumpia and lechon kawali
I don't clean because if I clean his mess he will say he can't find anything
I can express my tiger looking face if I want to
First thing I asked my husband b4 if he has kids below 18 because I don't like to look after them I only like him the one to pamper
I don't eat rice and fish without veggy
In 5 years, I will be an elderly, no one will like me

How is the owner of the site is related to Hitler then?

[KeithD]

How is the owner of the site is related to Hitler then?

He can smell gas