Theresa May ... she's had her day
And now, it's time to get her
Out of power - within the hour
And look for someone better.


So come on Dave ... it's time you gave
The country someone better
For all our sake, when will you take
Her resignation letter?


Damien Green - as we have seen
Is just about as dim
From what he earns - time someone learns
We're better rid of him!


Theresa May, she passed away
With no-one there to mourn her
Now we can say, "hip hip-hooray!"
And every foreigner.