It's not the weight, it's the personal space. You know the little "cage" they have to measure hand luggage? Each csutomer should have to sit in a seat sized one. If the flubber squishes out and touches the sides, a "fat ......." alarm should sound, with lots of flashing lights, and the customer should be required to buy a second seat if they wish to fly.
Also, can someone more clever than me please put the pig in a tricycle in the "More fun..." thread?
"Fast food... More fun in the Philippines"
