Quote Originally Posted by CBM View Post
I work in merchant shipping. stowaways are a constant pest - they usually destroy all identification documents that they might have and make up an unknown gibberish language to make it hard to deport them.

Walking the plank has been tried - by a Russian crew on a bulk carrier a few years back -they got coaught - a more humane method also used was to drop them off on the coast of Somalia, until that got too dangerous due to the pirates..

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Easy solution. Tie a weight round there neck and throw them overboard.