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    we know how to make babies

    We do now After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 and its compulsory in Tagum.


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    Well, if you need to know anything about reproduction and childcare....ask a catholic priest.


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    I thought you were going to say that 'after 4 hours' you were now expecting Phew!!! in that heat !!!
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up


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    When we got married in the catholic church in the Philippines we had to goto a seminar, and there was another young couple there and the guy was Korean. Anyway it started off with talking about normal family things, but ended up being about how to have good sex and looking after the wife in bed etc etc and then went back to the boring stuff, both myself and the korean guy fell asleep at one point and were woken up by elbows in our ribs from our future wifeys. The hoops we had to jump through to get married in a church were crazy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnijon View Post
    We do now After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 and its compulsory in Tagum.
    It's More Fun in the Philippines


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    my misses already had 2 kids and being a doc you would have thought they couldn't tell her much about the birds and bees
    http://www.filipinouk.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=870&dateline=1270312908


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnijon View Post
    We do now After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 and its compulsory in Tagum.
    ... Compulsory now, is it? ... well ... I'm nearly 68, and my wife (also from Tagum) the same age as yours - and it WASN'T when we were last there in early 2009.

    Crazy, innit!


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    We avoided that seminar, but we got the certificate But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway
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    Mind you, Jon ... if you've taken up residence ...


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    Been meaning to say Steve.

    What a cute new profile pic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Been meaning to say Steve.

    What a cute new profile pic.
    Thanks Graham, I'll post the full size in the forum,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway
    [s'cuse pun] Steve ... his lovely picture speaks for itself.


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    Think I'm getting broody.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    We avoidboth Steveed that seminar, but we got the certificate But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway
    You and us both Steve...with the same result..we now have 2 of them

    I think my good lady paid the guy at City Hall 2 thousand for the certificate.....money well spent.....able to spend the valuable time more wisely.


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    We had to sit though the seminar in April and it was compulsory. There was a two weeks waiting list to get on the seminar in Cebu but as normal a few peso in the right direction got us in with 1 days notice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gWaPito View Post
    You and us both Steve...with the same result..we now have 2 of them .
    Working on number 2
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    ... seminars about the workings of semenal fluids? Piece of nonsense!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnijon View Post
    We do now After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 and its compulsory in Tagum.
    perhaps they thought you might have forgot how

    wasnt a practical test was it ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Been meaning to say Steve.

    What a cute new profile pic.
    sure is , what a cracker, happy for you, did i hear working on no/2


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnijon View Post
    We do now After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 and its compulsory in Tagum.
    they probably think you both virgins


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    ...or forgotten how.


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    its good to practice


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Working on number 2
    Good to hear Steve...would be great to get sibling/siblings for your little man It'll make you complete.

    I hope you manage to get back with them soon...having babies same age as yours, I know being away from them would rip my heart out.

    Good Luck Steve ...work it out soon!


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Think I'm getting broody.
    dont get broody graham it will cost you money


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Mind you, Jon ... if you've taken up residence ...
    just waiting for appointment in cebu to exchange CNI. dam pain in the ass even want copys of emergency page at the back of your passport


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Think I'm getting broody.
    omg tie a knot init mate


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    My fiancee reads this forum.

    How long will I be able to resist ?

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    IF the RH Bill ever passes, which I doubt, the same time could be usefully spent learning how NOT to make babies.

    That would be a useful breakthrough.


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    The last time I had sex Kennedy got shot


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