Heineken isn't a bad beer, although bizarrely I always preferred the cheap recipe they phased out a few years back, about that time they tried to become a more "upmarket" drink.

Cheaper doesn't have to mean nasty. Canned Carlsberg is surprisingly okish and flavoursome (For a lager of course). I've never plucked up courage to try Tesco Value lager mind. Might as well just pee in a soda stream and chill that