Sex With Ex's DOG ...

[Arthur Little]

Hearing "unusual sounds" emanating from the bedroom above ...

... whereas, if the wife had "worn the shoes" I'd been wearing while in Scarborough last weekend, she'd have been none the wiser - as these sounds (indeed more or less ANY sounds!!) would've fallen on [almost] *deaf ears.

[*Slight exaggeration! ]

[Arthur Little]

[*Slight exaggeration! ]

... NOT another "tale" involving a "shaggy dog"!