An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument u like'. Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton . Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about 4 a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'Whats wrong - can ye no play it?'. The octopus says 'Play it ? -I'm gonnaher brains out once I get her pyjamas off'!!
