I did in fact get hold of Kay's elder sister Mel.
This usually gets me before the firing squad, as it did once before when she was ill, on the grounds of "I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!!" (and, depending on the time of the month, I may also get "I don't need a **** man around to get under my feet!!!")
Today was no exception.
Needless to say, the ringback on her mobile phone is Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger!"
I am of course besotted with her...
