Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
....only one ............................from Manchester
bernard manning again

oh the bin men have been on strike here for 2 wks, and they finally came to empty them,. and i told me wife to bring the bin in when she got home from work., she did, but told me they only emptied half of it,. when i got home, i looked in the bin, and it was half full with cheap tacky black bin bags. and thought thats not our rubbish, we only use quailty bin bags , anyway, knowing that some cheeky had not put thier bin out in time, thought they would dump it in our bin , smart move neighbour, except the bag was so cheap i could see envelopes addressed to a house 3 doors away,,

so i took the envelope out, and opened it like you do, and err it was a booklet on 'penis enlargement' , oh now do i go and kick off with the neighbour and take the letter with me , or throw the bags back in their back garden ? or do i , well you know fly tipping near us, you get fined £1000 , i mean thats so wrong, and only fools would do it and leave envelopes with your address on ...

so i just dumped the bags outside their back gate, and later on in the day, they were gone, well i've still got the letter and just keeping it in case, it happens again if my little peewee neighbour does it again and for research purposes , not that i need enlargement , you want me to send it to you scouser keith