So, tomorrow there is a coup, Cameron goes into hiding, Theresa May flees the country and becomes a maid in Kuwait etc, and you are El Presidente
You sit in number 10, think the place needs more bling, plan on touring the national banana plantations............but then, what would you do to make it a better UK?
Oh, this is me by the way
I think there will have to be changes
So my manifesto (Except it isn't a manifesto, the public WILL like it, or there will be "consequences")
Running water is boring - the water supply will be replaced with beer.
Sunday is a boring day, the shops don't open and everyone seems miserable having to spend time with the relatives, so the weekend will instead be Friday and Saturday, and Sunday will be back to work.
Anyone turning up on these shores without identification papers, will be presumed to be French, and immediately returned to France.
(Romania is also part of France dontya know)
Anyone any other great ideas?
