There was a french fighter pilot Jean pierre.
He was with a lady "Fifi" having a nice picnic at the park.
She said to him..."oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me kiss me.
So he reached into the hamper and got a bottle of white wine, splashed it on her face and kissed her.
She said " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.
He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I have white meat I have white wine.
Later, Fifi said. "oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me lower, kiss me lower.
So he reached into the hamper and got a bottle of red wine. Splashed it on her breasts and kissed her there.
She said " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.
He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I have red meat I have red wine.
Later, Fifi said. "oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me lower, kiss me lower.
So he reached into the hamper and got a can of lighter fuel and splashed it on her nether region down below and set her on fire.
She screamed, " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.
He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames.
