There was a french fighter pilot Jean pierre.

He was with a lady "Fifi" having a nice picnic at the park.

She said to him..."oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me kiss me.

So he reached into the hamper and got a bottle of white wine, splashed it on her face and kissed her.

She said " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.

He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I have white meat I have white wine.

Later, Fifi said. "oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me lower, kiss me lower.

So he reached into the hamper and got a bottle of red wine. Splashed it on her breasts and kissed her there.

She said " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.

He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I have red meat I have red wine.

Later, Fifi said. "oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre kiss me lower, kiss me lower.

So he reached into the hamper and got a can of lighter fuel and splashed it on her nether region down below and set her on fire.

She screamed, " oh Jean pierre, Jean pierre what are you doing.

He replied, "i'm Jean pierre, the famous fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames.