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    A Husband and wife in the holy lands

    A husband and wife are traveling through the holy lands and are visiting Jerusalem.

    Sadly, the wife is taken ill and passes away.

    The husband approaches some government officials to find out what to do.

    They have a think about it and come back to him.

    "We have thought about it and have decided that you can have you're wife buried here in the holy land for free".

    The husband thinks about it for a while and replies "thank you, but I think I will take her body home to be buried there".

    The astonished officials say to the man, "Why would you not want you're wife to be buried in such a special place as the holy lands for free".

    "well" replies the man. "about 2000 years ago, a man died here and was buried. He rose from the dead 3 days later. I just can't take that risk".


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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekee View Post
    "about 2000 years ago, a man died here and was buried. He rose from the dead 3 days later. I just can't take that risk".
    ... BRILLIANT!


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