Dammit....I can confirm that most of this is true.
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Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live..
Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true? Where is it?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ...."
Q:How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q:Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember all these!"
