I would love to be able to speak fluent(ish) Cebuano.
Sofar apart from the usual greetings stuff. I learnt a couple of things which are not really for print...

But it starts with " TULOG NATA ? "...

I know that within a year of my wife finally arriving, I will be able to hold some kind of simple conversation.
The Cebuano language is quite intriguing, and that's what I like about it.
Besides, call me nosey, but I want to know what other people say about the "White guy" sitting at the restaurant near them....