Hi, my (unofficial) fiancee and I are currently living in Thailand but about to go back to the Phills a second time. In December I want to bring her to England to meet my family.

What immigration problems or issues can we look forward to and what is the maximum duration she can stay?

Secondly, if we decide we want to stay longer can I just ring immigration in London and say, "I love my wife so we're staying and you let that Abu Hamza stay here so then get on with it - that's not what I will do but what could they really do about it, hunt us down and put us in jail?

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