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    Don't let your lady read this...

    A WOMAN'S POEM:
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.


    A MAN'S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking....This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't care.


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    made me smile for sure


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    Your right Graham. I wont let the Mrs read it.


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    Very good

    Actually my wife is happy to send me fishing.
    Trouble is she wants to tell me when to go, where to go, what to wear, what to eat and when to return home


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    Thats really good Graham


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    Brilliant!


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    A WOMAN'S POEM:
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.


    A MAN'S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking....This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
    like it


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