Here's a few about the worlds worst losers

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"MATE, can you tell me how Australia's going on the medal table, I can't be bothered scrolling down that far."

"How many Aussies does it take to win a gold medal - 410 athletes plus 319 officials."

"Did you hear that in the wake of the badminton scandal the IOC have launched an investigation as suspicions grow that the whole Australian squad is not trying."

"The nearest an Aussie gets to gold is when they put their shirt on in the morning."

"Latest Australian commodities report; whilst exports of precious metals remain strong, imports, gold in particular, remain weak with prospects of improvement unlikely."

"Maybe we've got a chance of getting a drink in town - all the Australians have gone missing."