Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day
and so she took some Epsom salts to pass the time away
But though she tried, and tried, and tried she couldn't make time pass
So if you want to know the time

just look up Mary's ....
... reminded me of this one:-

Mary had a little lamb
She ALSO had a bear;
But tho' I've seen her little lamb
I have never seen her bare!