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Cheap Flights

Patrick and Murphy are talking over a pint of Guinness at their local bar.

Patrick said to Murphy “A strange thing happened at home last night"

Murphy inquired "And what was that"

Patrick answered “The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer"

Murphy - "And what did you tell her"

Patrick - "I told her I was looking for cheap flights"

Murphy - " So what did she say about that”

Patrick - " She said she loved me, threw me on the floor and we had the most amazing sex"

Murphy - “I’ll bet that suprised you Pat”

Patrick - “That it did Murphy, she's never shown the remotest interest in darts before."