A very late, Freds 2012 joke thread.

[stevewool]

are you bored there fred

[fred]

are you bored there fred

Bored??? Never!!!
Im having a ball Steve..
Cant you tell?

[fred]

I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller.Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69

[fred]

In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.
We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big ....... tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.”
I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”
“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”