Quote Originally Posted by Michael Parnham View Post
You really make me smile Fred, brilliant!!
Thats the purpose of the thread Micheal !! Hope you continue to enjoy!


A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts: "Ey up Cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow ..... an it could kill thee".

The bloke says: "Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please"

The farmer replies: "If.... You.... Use.... Two.... Hands.... You....Won't... Spill....any"