Security Guards

[KeithD]

hahahaha!

do your wives know you are undercover bayots? LOL

Not together we're not

[bigtombowski]

Not together we're not

so it's just u and me sweetcheeks?

[KeithD]

..... sweetcheeks?

You can lick'em....but you're certainly not poking 'em

[bigtombowski]

thats good enuf for me sugar!

i just got a pm from a good friend on here who has now left :(

[mamichris]

Today's thread from me.

When you go into SM - why do the Security Guards feel yer bum?

Alan

they simply want to feel the shape of your bum...ew!
or sometimes be careful...they could do pickpockets

[bigtombowski]

hey if i had the chance to feel alan's bum i would . . .

arrrrrgh!

did i say that out loud???

[KeithD]

Drunk on a public forum is not the best thing to do....

[bigtombowski]

lol

[bigtombowski]

hey , you were the one talking about getting your balls felt . . . TWICE! lol

[KeithD]

....and you're the one who keeps thinking about it

[joebloggs]

concerning security guards, beware, in the philippines, cannot remember which airport it was on think was from manila to palawan, i had to stand on a little box and you got the usual body search , and i had some english coins in my pocket, the security said whats in my pocket , i took the coins out to show him and the cheeky took a £1 coin, from my hand , smiled and put it in his pocket, then said i could go, i was a bit tooo to say much, told my wife later and she went , for not saying something, next time anyone who tires it will get my big foot up his .

also on a journey to pinyland, i sat next to a english guy, we got talking and he told me he was going to a wedding of a work firend of his , a pinoy guy who was sat next to him, he told me he was going with him, to escort him to this hotel and wedding, as the first time he went, on his back to england at manila int, he got lost, ended up somewhere he shouldn't have gone, got stopped by a security guard, who took him in a room, and was told to empty his pockets etc, and the guard open his wallet took all him money, and sent back inside the airport..


so bigtom beware

[bigtombowski]

....and you're the one who keeps thinking about it

I can have my dreams sweetcheeks!

[Alan]

hey if i had the chance to feel alan's bum i would . . .

arrrrrgh!

did i say that out loud???

Hey! I heard that Tom. (Still up North but using a friend's computer.)

[bigtombowski]

ah! i thought it was hush hush, it's all out in the open now!

i hate those t-shirts that say "im not gay but my Boyfriend IS" . .. I had to tell marivic to STOP wearing it!