Today's thread from me.
When you go into SM - why do the Security Guards feel yer bum?
Alan
Security Guards
Today's thread from me.
When you go into SM - why do the Security Guards feel yer bum?
Alan
Just to make sure that you don't have bomb in your bum? lol
or maybe they wanna feel how pert your bum is? hehe
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Why when you go through San Fransisco airport to a domestic flight do they feel your balls? .........................I went through twice
Keith - Administrator
it was just YOUR balls they felt darling keef!
Originally Posted by bigtombowski
PALPATING OF BALLS!!!
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
It is not just SM. All Malls and Banks and public buildings, have security at the entrance.Today's thread from me.
When you go into SM - why do the Security Guards feel yer bum?
Alan
I found it unnerving, but It is better to be safe than sorry.
Feeling your bum is just an impression, some of them can frisk you even without you realizing they are doing it.
Probably you were wearing a baggy t-shirt or shirt, and he looked for a weapon tucked in your waistline.
On the other hand... He could have been after a date...
Obviously - my strap line for this thread was tongue in cheek - BUT - I must admit - some security guards do tend to rather linger on the old 'bum feel' - I get scared out of my wits sometimes!!!!
so al, u just said the phrase "tongue in cheek" in a thread about bum feeling . . .
ummm
ok!
LOL
Errrmm, "tongue in cheek" means?
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
I can't reach my "tongue in cheek" I just tried...
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
hahaha!
something about tongues in bum cheeks
this is a reference to a bizarre porno movie!
(tongue in cheek means "in jest" -- not "ingest" lol)!
if its a woman feelin them i`ll go through all day n nightWhy when you go through San Fransisco airport to a domestic flight do they feel your balls? .........................I went through twice
Bizarre porno movie...and to ingest...now it really get more bizarre and excitinghahaha!
something about tongues in bum cheeks
this is a reference to a bizarre porno movie!
(tongue in cheek means "in jest" -- not "ingest" lol)!
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
i like u more now pea!
if its a woman feelin them i`ll go through all day n nightdon't count on it! san fran is the gayest city in the world!
don't count on it! san fran is the gayest city in the world!
After Blackpool.........
after i got there
hahaha!
something about tongues in bum cheeks
this is a reference to a bizarre porno movie!
(tongue in cheek means "in jest" -- not "ingest" lol)!
I guess you never missed a porn class while studying Theology, then....
I guess you never missed a porn class while studying Theology, then....
TOM-BOLA!!!
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
haha!
i guess im a LIBERAL theologian! lol
no wonder if there feelin em ,maybe every gay will head theredon't count on it! san fran is the gayest city in the world!
Never fancied going to Sanfrancisco,and now i never will
I used to like that song,`I left my heart in Sanfrancisco`,perhaps he meant something else,i dont think i can ever listen it again .
haha,
you gotta go to the CASTRO!
jeff, just check it . ..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castro
if u go to SAN FRAN, best not to bring the wifey, it'll not be much fun otherwise
Haha
haha,
you gotta go to the CASTRO!
jeff, just check it . ..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castro
if u go to SAN FRAN, best not to bring the wifey, it'll not be much fun otherwise
and in memphis, you'll meet some of those brokeback boys!
cowboys are so masculine
hey . . . in RP the bayot are cheaper .. . ummm so ive heard!!!
haand in memphis, you'll meet some of those brokeback boys!
cowboys are so masculine ;
hey . . . in RP the bayot are cheaper .. . ummm so ive heard!!!
i always wanted to go there when i was a child . . . but now,
i don't have much desire at all to go to the USA!
nah scouser keith, you went thru twice, because the first time they couldn't find them...Why when you go through San Fransisco airport to a domestic flight do they feel your balls? .........................I went through twice
oppps i'm outta here :
bwwwwaaahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha
hey don't start calling blackpoolAfter Blackpool........., you'll be picking a fight with me and scouser keith
only place we can wear our ' kiss me quickly' hats
hahahaha!
do your wives know you are undercover bayots? LOL
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