Interviewer: [consulting his notes] "Now ... ahem [coughs nervously] ... you've been married nine times and divorced seven. Is that right?"
Z. Z. Gabor: "Dat ees correct, darleenk!"
Interviewer: [shrugs]"But then, of course, you're an actress"
Z.Z. Gabor: "Yah ... d'though, first and foremost, I am a housekeeper"
Interviewer: "Housekeeper?" [scratches his head] "How come
...?"
Z.Z. Gabor: ... "darleenk ... I deevorce my husbands den keepa da houses!"
