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Interviewer: [consulting his notes] "Now ... ahem [coughs nervously] ... you've been married nine times and divorced seven. Is that right?"

Z. Z. Gabor: "Dat ees correct, darleenk!"

Interviewer: [shrugs] "But then, of course, you're an actress"

Z.Z. Gabor: "Yah ... d'though, first and foremost, I am a housekeeper"

Interviewer: "Housekeeper?" [scratches his head ] "How come ...?"

Z.Z. Gabor: ... "darleenk ... I deevorce my husbands den keepa da houses!"
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