We get so many cold calls at work. I had some guy trying to sell me stocks and shares a couple of weeks ago, I kept him going for ages, he was calling from Singapore too. I gave him my name as Dixie Normas. After about 10 minutes winding him up, pretending to be a rich gullible investor I hung up. He rang up later and one of my colleagues picked up the phone to this guy asking to talk to 'dicks enormous' .... we all rolled round on the floor![]()