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    Never lie to a woman!

    A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
    " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"


    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
    Never Lie To A Woman...!!!


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