Quote Originally Posted by tiger31 View Post
moy my past life : wake up in the morning stagger downstairs after doing loads of overtime make my own breakfast off to work she,s still snoring her head off no pack lunch prepared get home dinner in the microwave no hello darling after work .she,s gettin ready for bingo i fall asleep because of all the hours i,m doing to pay for bingo she staggers home after having a few drinks and eating a greasy kabab and burpin and fartin gets into bed starts reading a book then she decides she wants to get romantic ,and with a puki the size of the mersey tunnel you just know your not gonna feel anything and you wonder why we come to the philippines lol