My first impulse was to think what a good idea to the one on forging a business income that didnt exist. But thinking it through I have to agree, not so easy to carry off. I think you would have to present book keeeping as proof of your business income, even if your income was in cash. Leaving a false accounting paper trail is risky.

Probably the best bet is to take on a job that will give you that extra dosh, even if it is one you don't like. Just to get you the employment history and income that you need to satisfy the requirements.

You seem like you are a fit guy. Any thoughts on the offshore oil industry? It seems to be bouyant just now.