Ukip to merge with the Conservatives

[Iani]

For some reason, I just pictured the Scottish border patrol on the north side of the border, as something like the opening scene of "Carry On Up The Khyber"

[lastlid]

For some reason, I just pictured the Scottish border patrol on the north side of the border, as something like the opening scene of "Carry On Up The Khyber"

[bigmarco]

I should of course remind you all that Bob Crows NO2EU party is also in favour of a withdrawl from the EU