Two funny stories!!!!

My friend actually phoned a place and asked them if they did deliveries, it happened to be the Labour Ward of our local hospital....

I work part time as a 2nd job in a pizza place when someone phoned up and asked if we did, "takeaways"of course we do" my workmate said" then the guy on the phone said "good what is 100 minus 12"

Both of them laughed then the guy said " only joking can i order a pizza" my workmate said " what would you like on it" the reply came. " I want chicken & liver" the customer said. "we do not do liver" was the reply. Then the guy said "of course you do, you do deliveries don't you?"

The irish have a good sense of humour, we are good at laughing at ourselves....


John