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    Went into the 6th form - 6R - affectionately called 6 Rejects. Anyway, decided to do a bit of work for a change and managed to pass 9 of the 10 I had failed the first time. (Dad 'ungrounded' me - after 3 months!!! - Yet I still love him - there's nowt so funny as folk!)

    Took 5 A levels - with 4 As and a B. Amazing what you can do when you do a bit of reading - sadly though - no sciences (apart from Maths and Physics) so could not train in medicine!

    Dad grounded me again - I STILL loved him.

    Got my first job - thought I'd take a year out before Uni. Dad had to 'unground' me again so's I could go to work. Why the hell do I love him?


    I do not think that anyone had EVER shaken my hand so warmly!!!
    It was Hanna's cousin - Adie - who had driven Hanna to the airport and who was now driving us back to the hotel. He was SOOO kind and friendly - I looked at Hanna - she smiled at me. I still did not know what to say or do - bloody hell Al - you're a big boy now!!! I felt like a scared little kid!

    She HELD my hand in the back of Adie's car - I squeezed hers and she smiled. I had 'made a move' and she had smiled - I felt better.

    What's that? - It's a Jeepney she replied. What's a Jeepney? - It's a kind of bus. Hmmm - people don't hang from every part of a bus in Oxford!!! I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

    Next, four people - two adults and two children - on a MOTOR BIKE!!!! No crash helmets. We were, by now, in the inevitable queue of Manila traffic!!!
    Children walking in between the traffic selling water and fags and cloths - I think they were cloths.

    I then noticed that I was dripping with sweat - even though Adie had the aircon on. Hanna reached into her bag and towelled me down. She performed this action and then KISSED my cheek!!!!

    Little boy time again - what was happening to me?

    We arrived at the hotel - a porter grabbed our bags before I knew it. The hotel lobbies were stark and not very clean - and dark - The Bates Motel - what was the shower room like?

    Dropped the cases - had a beer - 24 pesos - 24 PESOS for a San Miguel?????? Multiply that by 10 for a bottle in England. I had 3!!!!!

    The room had a double bed!!

    Hanna went to her sister in law's house to 'get her things'

    She arrived back - where are you staying Hanna? - Here, with you if that's all right...........................



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Here, with you if that's all right...........................
    Fine with me....are you sending a taxi to pick me up?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Tom - wherever you are - next episode will start to 'heat up!'
    For crying out loud......... Don't wake him up...!!!!!!!!!!!

    He is on a quest to overtake Keith on posts.......

    Two days without a word from him........ Bliss...


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    well where have you been number 1 chelsea fan ?
    oh beaten again by man utd ,

    i'm sure when your wife is in the uk your'll be gone to



    joking , we need chelsea supporters to at...


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post


    well where have you been number 1 chelsea fan ?
    oh beaten again by man utd ,

    i'm sure when your wife is in the uk your'll be gone to



    joking , we need chelsea supporters to at...


    Wrong thread................

    Typical Manc.. never get things right...

    But while on the subject.........

    Nice goal keeping, I must admit... As for the rest......... We will see at the end of the season...

    Even the scousers will end up above UTD.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    For crying out loud......... Don't wake him up...!!!!!!!!!!!

    He is on a quest to overtake Keith on posts.......

    Two days without a word from him........ Bliss...
    nastiness


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post
    nastiness

    Not a single nasty bone in my body.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    For crying out loud......... Don't wake him up...!!!!!!!!!!!

    He is on a quest to overtake Keith on posts.......

    Two days without a word from him........ Bliss...
    your wrong don, not the wrong post, was asking where had you been, not a word from you for a few days BLISS


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    your wrong don, not the wrong post, was asking where had you been, not a word from you for a few days BLISS
    Lurking, reading posts...Cogitating...

    Re-decorating the flat, laying new carpets, painting doors and frames, drinking bucketfuls of espresso to keep awake so i can chat with "her indoors" at silly o'clock in the morning...
    Hoping that by the time she gets here in 2021 the place might look half decent.

    And every now and then I unleash my two pence worth of advice on the forum...


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