Hey, no worries. Please don't put yourself down like that.
MP is Member of Parliament.
He or she is your local representative in the UK parliament (House of Commons).
I think maybe a bit like a senator in the Philippines ?
Anyway, You should be able to find your MP here using your post code
Once it finds your MP you will see their own personal website.
Just click on the website link and you'll find information telling you how to meet your MP with any difficulties or concerns.
UKBA performance is a very common issue hehehe
They can be very helpful and most people find they are.