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    Smile Life's Great Mysteries

    Here's a new one for you all.

    Have you ever thought about those 'unanswerable' questions in life?
    Here's a couple to start you off:-

    What do you do if you make a mistake with Tipp-ex?
    Why is it always the LAST card in the deck that's missing?

    Al


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    No replies on this one?

    Only a couple.........




    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

    Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? They should be called togetherments

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

    How come abbreviation is such a long word?
    Just about enough for now I think...


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    all very funny


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    so you can abbrv. it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by baboyako View Post
    so you can abbrv. it?

    Very clever...
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Arrghhh

    why does this site always log me off if i try to post a reply?, then tell me i dont have permission!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by barnsley-mark View Post
    why does this site always log me off if i try to post a reply?, then tell me i dont have permission!!
    It is not this site, it is your browser & cookies.
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    Before they invented drawing boards - what did people go back to?

    How can you tell when sour cream goes off?

    Why don't you ever see the headline - 'Psychic Wins Lottery?'

    Why is it called rush hour?



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    Kieth was right! - it was my cookies.
    I usually have plain chocolate ones instead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by barnsley-mark View Post
    Kieth was right!
    I always am
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    Why do you never see baby pigeons?
    and why does Bungle the bear wear nothing all day while playing with children! then put PJ`s on at bedtime.


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    Why do you never see baby pigeons?
    Because they have chicks not babies

    why does Bungle the bear wear nothing all day while playing with children! then put PJ`s on at bedtime.
    Look at it!!! He has nothing to hide .....and wears PJ's to soak up the wee
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    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

    What happened to the first 6 “ups?”

    Al


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    Ouuucchh to much to think about for a saturday


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Before they invented drawing boards - what did people go back to?

    How can you tell when sour cream goes off?

    Why don't you ever see the headline - 'Psychic Wins Lottery?'

    Why is it called rush hour?



    Al
    If 7-11 ( a convenience store) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week... then why do they have padlocks?

    Why do dogs chase cars but they don't have the intention of driving?



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    dont know what to do?...


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    How can you grow seedless grapes??


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    Red cars left in sun in UK fade over time..
    Red cars in Philippines do not fade when left in the sun.
    Why?


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    Wax....
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    Why people sneeze when eyes are close, did someone try sneezing open eyes ?(Bless you!)


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    its not possible to sneeze with your eyes open because of muscle reflex, and they cannot pop out when you sneeze , watched it other day on mythbusters.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Wax....
    Nope..They dont waste good money on wax..
    Just leave them out in the hot sun all day and wash the dust off with a wet shammy every couple of days..
    They don`t fade and I have no idea why that is??


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