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Only a couple.........




Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? They should be called togetherments

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

How come abbreviation is such a long word?
Just about enough for now I think...