Originally Posted by
Alan
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With
the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But
it's
not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many
more
children with me and it's one of my dreams. I've learned that
marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine
and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to
find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it. Don' t worry
about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn
£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the
scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now
I'm 15
years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you
and
Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Aimee......
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PS Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN,.
I love you.
Aimee
Aimee
!!!!!,that had me worried!!! ha ha 
!!!!!!!
