A man escapes from a prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to the chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets off and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "listen this guys an escaped convict. Look at his clothes, he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist don't complain do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong honey I love you".
To which his wife responds. "He wasn't kissing my neck he whispered in my ear he was gay and thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you too".
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Originally Posted by les_taxi
... WHO KNOWS these days - especially IF it's the "Gay Gordons"?? 
T'was funny though. hehehe
