Football chants

[Dedworth]

I like some of the old mindless ones

"Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U"

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we are the Totnum haters

You are a scouser, a dirty scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' drug dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

[lastlid]

I like some of the old mindless ones

"Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U, Stand up if you hate Man U"

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we are the Totnum haters

You are a scouser, a dirty scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' drug dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

The top two certainly stretch the intellect!