Poetry you learned at school...never to forget

[les_taxi]

I remember something like this
There was a young man from Mcleen
Who invented the wanking machine
At the 99th stroke
The bloody thing broke
And whipped his balls into cream

[lastlid]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His legs were all a' quiver,
He gave a cough,
His leg fell off,
And floated down the river.