Reminds me of when you stoppedOriginally Posted by Terpe
on Hogmanay 2010, Peter...
...was a GOOD example of "cold turkey", if ever there was!
Reminds me of when you stopped
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Now that really was cold turkey........but well worth it.Reminds me of when you stopped
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Christmas eve and Bob's forgotten the turkey.
He nips along to the local butcher just about closing time.
'I forgot to get the Christmas turkey, and my wife will kill me if we have no turkey' he says.
'OK' says the butcher.' Let me see what I have left.'
He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one last scrawny turkey left.
He brings it out and shows it to Bob. 'This one is normally £50 but I'll let you have it for £20' says the butcher.
'That's no good, it's far too small. Have you got a bigger one?' says Bob.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to Bob
'You're in luck' says the butcher 'This one is a 'no-show', but it's gonna cost you £30 as it's much bigger'
'No, no' says Bob, 'That really doesn't look any better at all and I have a large family get together to think about'
'Looks like I have no choice, better give me the both of them for £50'
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