Quote Originally Posted by les_taxi View Post
Kingsley Allison?
No...Tony Lister.

...Until one night he was escorted from the DJ stand by the bouncers after kicking out at an angry bloke who's girlfriend Tony had taken round the back for a knee-trembler the previous night.

Later Tony became a (very unlikely) Liberal Councillor for N.Yorks Council, but was banned from their meetings after turning up there pissed out of his head one time too many.