1. Impress A Woman

- Compliment her
- Hug her
- Kiss her
- Caress her
- Love her
- Stroke her
- Tease her
- Comfort her
- Protect her
- Hold her
- Listen to her
- Care for her
- Support her
- Stand by her
- Go to the ends of the earth for her....
- Wine and dine her


2. Impress A Man

- Show up naked
- Bring beer