'Allo me old treacle tart -Ows yer bee`s off fer huney then?
Wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots while I have a good suck on me Oily rag.
We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve and I aint takin the Mickey Bliss eever!
Know what I mean?