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    Call 999

    I have just been fired from my job with the 999 Emergency Call Centre.



    A guy called Abdul phoned and said, "I'm depressed and lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come, so I can finally meet Allah."





    Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was the wrong response


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    haha. Very good.


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