New Joke

[les_taxi]

Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barbers shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber. not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Blair in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Blair was quick to stop him jokingly saying, "no thanks, my wife, Cherie,will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turned to Cameron and said, "How about you" Mr. Cameron?"
Cameron replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".

[Dedworth]

[grahamw48]

Of course Clinton could have taught them both a trick or two.

[Dedworth]

[grahamw48]

My eyes !!!

[Dedworth]

Sorry Graham I should have come up with some sort of health warning recommending use of sick bags

[grahamw48]

Going to have nightmares now.

[les_taxi]

My wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was

encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in

place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table

went quiet for her response.

My little niece said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."

[Ako Si Jamie]

Cherie Blair was never a looker but those pics are

[grahamw48]

@ Les. Very good.