Fred's 2013 joke thread

[Terpe]

Great thread
Kept me laughing all year through
A sincere Happy New Year to you and yours Fred

Hope I'll be OK when the wife gets home

[fred]

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “bugger it, soldier on”

[fred]

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “.... it, soldier on”

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I put my phone on airplane mode earlier,
can't find it anywhere now.

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[fred]

"If you'd had a
tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I
said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why
would he have a tin of shoe polish?