Fred's 2013 joke thread

[Michael Parnham]

A Yorkshire man and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night...

"Did you smell that food?" she asked... "Wonderful!"

Being the 'Kind Hearted Yorkshire man', he thought,

"What the heck, I'll treat her!"


... So they walked past it again...

[fred]

South African toilet door lock

[fred]

a man asks which aisle are the irish sausages in,
the assistant says, are you irish?
feeling a bit offended he says yes i am,
but lets say if an italian asked you where the italian suasages were
or if a mexican asked where the taco's were,
then would you ask them their nationality too,
probably not replied the assistant,
and why is that replied the irishman,?

assistant:
because you are in halfords

[fred]

[fred]

As a young boy I was blessed with a nine and three quarter inch penis . . .

Unfortunately it belonged to Father O'Malley.

[fred]

One for our Graham..

Duz tha speak Yorkshire?

Police have just released details of a new drug craze
that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started
injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"