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  1. 24th August 2007 #1
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    best and worst of both worlds




    Best of all worlds:
    - Chinese cook
    - English house
    - filipino wife
    - American salary



    WORST of all worlds:
    - Chinese salary
    - English cook
    - Filipino house
    - American wife




  2. 24th August 2007 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post


    WORST of all worlds:
    - Chinese salary
    - English cook
    - Filipino house
    - American wife
    :eek:

  3. 24th August 2007 #3
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    So wrong...
    my house is not worst.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

  4. 24th August 2007 #4
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    ummmmmmm this is the humour section right?

  5. 25th August 2007 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post



    Best of all worlds:
    - Chinese cook
    - English house
    - filipino wife
    - American salary



    WORST of all worlds:
    - Chinese salary
    - English cook
    - Filipino house
    - American wife



    i agree..

  6. 25th August 2007 #6
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    Best of all worlds:
    - Chinese cook
    - English house
    - filipino wife
    - American salary


    WORST of all worlds:

    - Chinese salary
    - English cook
    - Filipino house
    - American wife

    If that were to happen..expect armageddon!!

  7. 25th August 2007 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    So wrong...
    my house is not worst.
    in fairness..


  8. 25th August 2007 #8
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    so what now?
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

  9. 25th August 2007 #9
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    you go to some houses and they have a big TV, computer, 2 suvs, but the CR... ewww

    I mean. how much effort to attach a cistern to the lav???

  10. 25th August 2007 #10
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    Unfortunately yes for some of the houses there, but I do believed its not just Philippines who got the worst houses.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

  11. 26th August 2007 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by baboyako View Post
    I mean. how much effort to attach a cistern to the lav???
    Err... how do you attach a cistern to an outdoors hole in the ground?

  12. 26th August 2007 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul&Jesse View Post
    :eek:

    I agree except for one line----- filipino house because my house is not considered worst!!!

  13. 26th August 2007 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post



    Best of all worlds:
    - Chinese cook
    - English house
    - filipino wife
    - American salary



    WORST of all worlds:
    - Chinese salary
    - English cook
    - Filipino house
    - American wife



    Filipino house will not worst if there’s no one earning like a Chinese salary

  14. 26th August 2007 #14
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    this is one tough crowd!
    humour page

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    Filipina: Sony stereo + 4X4 = Wooden shack
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  16. 26th August 2007 #16
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    huh?

  17. 31st August 2007 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by kukurokuk View Post
    Filipino house will not worst if there’s no one earning like a Chinese salary
    Hahahaha!!!! you're right but how about if this member of the household is earning a Chinese salary but she/he contributes in some ways? like washing the dishes, cooking for you etc etc????

  18. 31st August 2007 #18
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    Come on peeps! this was meant to be a bit of fun and humour!!!
    Please dont think you have to defend the way you live or anything like that - there is good and bad everythere and we all make mistakes at time...... yes i kissed a gay not sure if i should keep saying that.

  19. 31st August 2007 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by barnsley-mark View Post

    Come on peeps! this was meant to be a bit of fun and humour!!!
    Please dont think you have to defend the way you live or anything like that - there is good and bad everythere and we all make mistakes at time...... yes i kissed a gay not sure if i should keep saying that.
    ...at least it's over now hehe and you can laugh at it now too...
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl

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